MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
once i realized i was actively trying to drink the beer i was sweating out of my body i knew it was time to go to bed
So i just got guilted into doing a tequila shot by a group of guys chanting "USA!" at me.
You don't understand she was in the fountain pretending she was diving for treasure. I couldn't possibly ruin her dreams.
Just call Katie. She's like the drunk whisperer; she can get them to do anything.
Didn't know what to wear so I ripped off my bed sheets and tied myself a toga. "a little hungover" is no way to describe me right now.
Crazy how fast a room full of drunk teenagers sober up when someone breaks his parents' new flat screen
I'm getting shit face wasted, and I have to be up so early tomorrow. I am bad at smart.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
I'm not THAT invested in seeing you to an orgasm
After we hooked up, his roommate shouted "I LIKE TO HAVE SEX TOO" from across the apartment
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
Sorry for drunkely attacking your best friend with a bow and arrow then loudly crying myself to sleep....PMS?
Your friends are scaring the cats so I'm going to smoke weed with them to call them down.
Ladies don't puke and tell
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