you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
Hindsight: maybe I should have included a few transitional texts in between talking about your son and my need to have sex. Do over?
I just threw up during my phone interview for the largest PR firm in the world.
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
I gained confidence after I found out she was a lesbian. At least that way I could flirt with her and convince her to buy me taco bell after the bar
I hope you realize that its not me making that decision, but rather the combination of my genitals and sexual orientation
It's a toss up. They'll either laugh and watch you drunkenly fuck on the beach or they'll throw you deep in Mexican jail.
Moral of the story is go have sex with a foreigner and report back to me.
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
Well I accidentally flashed a 76 year old woman, i'm in a house full of republicans and Im almost drunk enough to give the gay rights speech so i'd say this wedding reception is going great
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
It was like a single vaginal boat in a sea of one eyed monsters
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
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