My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
It only happened twice. Once we used extra virgin olive oil and once I used saliva and brute force.
I want you more than these girls want KFC
NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
Imagine a baby lion feeding on an injured gazelle and it tasting fresh blood for the first time. That's me and this breakfast sammich
thanks for celebrating my birthday so severely 2 years ago. i just found your hospital discharge papers in my closet.
anything for my little brother.
i don't know how it's possible. but i just bought groceries for a week with the money i made off returning empties
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
I hope it's the birth control, otherwise I'm dying
I'm way too hungover for life right now
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
So? Find me, fuck me, then you can go to sleep and I'll leave.
Wow. That's the most amazing thing anyone has ever said to me.
Crop dusting thru forever 21
Randomize
