So, I just pissed in her shampoo bottle. Hope she enjoys a late golden shower from me.
What time do you think the pilgrims started drinking? I want to be as accurate as possible.
The worst mistakes make the best memories. Write that down.
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
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Why can't public transit accommodate my lifestyle of drinking til midnight on a Monday?
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
Well I guess I'll go shower now and wash all the stripper off.
At least I made out with him before he made out with that dog...
Watching this game makes me realize that we have yet to do Skype shots. What kind of long distance alcoholics are we?
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I'm gonna take a nap by the fireplace and pretend like I know what day it is.
So we were in bed when his brother walks in, walks over to me, fist bumps me and says he just wanted to say hi, then leaves...so random lmao
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
Randomize