Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
so let's talk penis.
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
I'm not sending you pictures to jack off to. That's not what friends do
One time she made a chronological chart for the guys she has given blow jobs to, I shit you not.
do you know how hard it is to bring up the "what do I do if you conk out while we're fucking" conversation while maintaining the dignity of.the narcaleptic girl you just met?
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
No foreplay. Missionary. Too quick. And he owns a fedora.
I almost fell asleep reading that.
I almost fell asleep fucking it.
Idk I've been drinking all day and they're having me blow shit up. Like dont let the drunk chick play with fire and explosives. Common sense 101. I will fuck something up
you got to sleep with him and don't even remember it? that's like sleeping through an entire vacation
Dude so last night I was eating out my gf and her kitten climbed onto my back and fell asleep. AND SHE DIDN'T NOTICE FOR LIKE 10 MINUTES
are you fucking roseanne barr in there?
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
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