You know how britney does the hair flip too much in her new videos? Thats me right now
Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
I was pissing in the urinal at the concert and some drunk chick ran in and yelled 'but the lines to fucking long' then ran out with 10 state troopers chasing her... Yeah
He crawled over to me grabbed my boob asked me if I liked cats and then passed out. If that's really my RA, it's gonna be a long year
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I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
I feel like as your wife, as cool with your decision-making skills as I usually am, there should be a bigger explanation to you adopting a child while I'm in Houston.
We just taught the Brazilian how to smoke out of a vuvuzela.
Everybody shut up a minute, we need to discuss how much nicer the world would be if pants weren't a thing.
I do remember telling her that I was about to pass out soon and then hiding my pants under my bed so she couldn't take my wallet even drunk I'm thinking ahead
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He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
just woke up. hair smells like weed and bbq. shins are bruised. vague memory of us chasing deer at the park at 3 am. fill me in on what exactly happened.
i liked you for your lack of ambition and abundance of weed
I had sex in a panda mask the other night.
They made me leave the maternity ward, how do I get back in?
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