how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
His stupid grin looks like he's mid-ejaculation
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
I feel like college is just an experience in what names I can't name my future son.
remind me again why lemons and alcohol in the crock pot is a bad idea?
he was too drunk to climb up my loft. i owe my beating teen pregnancy to four pieces of steel
Do you ever feel like your dog agrees with you? Like REALLY really agrees.
They took my balls.
I ended up in bed with a man from London in a sorority wing I am not apart of. Tequila fucks you up
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
If you come home to me in lingerie and you start vacuuming...I need to reevaluate my priorities
I'm totes in the mood to go home and like blindly inhale dangerous amounts of porn
Randomize
