Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
Don't say that out loud. People might think I really like to pee on you.
Of course you don't like it. I am the one who likes it.
My rats are drinking wine. I am drinking with rats. God i am so alone.
I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
It's 2pm, and I just had to pass a guy in the turning lane because he was driving down Main Street in an electric wheelchair pulling a flatbed trailer with 2 of his buddies in it and they were all drunk holding beers.
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
Let's play "Guess What I Just Found In My Vagina?"
I stopped his blowjob to raise 3 fingers & whistle the hunger games tune to the people walking past the window
do I look like a person who has full control of their limbs and existence on this plane of reality
Dude, he turned on “London Bridge” by Fergie and GAVE ME A LAP DANCE.
I just snorted sandwich everywhere.
I hope it smells nice :)
IT DOESN'T BECAUSE I HAVE MEAT COMING OUT OF MY NOSE, DAMNIT.
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