I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
He's at the gym. He likes to get high and swim cause it makes him feel like a fish.
Things you are not allowed to do while im gone: sell cats on ebay, put cats in freezer again, shave cats like lions, dye cats pink/blue, try to light cats on fire to"wake them up from their nap" agian
He offered me a 30 pack if I don't bring her to the party. Am I a bad friend If I take his offer?
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
this girl is like a spa retreat for my dick
He stole the megaphone off an ATM then we drove around so he could tell people not to jaywalk.
You. Me. A bottle of Vodka. The wilderness.
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
You then showed up downstairs in only a robe, telling everyone how you were "the most chivalristic fratstar ever."
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
We're in a hurricane and you send me a video of you playing with your dick while driving! You wanna die?!
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