I need a sticker that says "It's no use hitting on me - I'm the plus one" Seriously, how do they think I got in in the 1st place?
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
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Oh my god please beg your father to turn the car around so you can possibly get laid by a knight at medieval times.
When did you hit me on the head with a stool?
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
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You were force feeding yourself jello and you kept repeating, "I will not surrender"
They shouted last call and the guy next to me and I looked each other up and down and went in unison "yup, you'll do"
Oh Julie took your pants off last night, I put your pajama bottoms on, and Rachel took your bra off. It takes a village.
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
Watching Colbert Report and porn at the same time.
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
Positive reviews on angieslist?
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