it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
I shampoo & condition my pubes, sometimes i wish my face was closer so i could rub against it cause it feels like plush
I cant believe you went over there and fucked her last night after everything you said
she invited me over to play the wii, it's not like i intended to
You KNEW her power was out...
letting you know, as a good neighbor, that when your windows open and your shade is up we can hear and see you dancing naked to money maker... nice boobs
I just had sex on a bear rug. My life is complete.
I just finished deleting miscellaneous contacts from my phone ... time for a HIV test!
My vag has a bald spot. That is so middle aged. Is this my midlife crisis?
Just had a shirt made that says "I'm sorry" going to wear it every sat and sun morning for the foreseeable future
Well my dad thinks I wake up at 3 or 4 am every day. Really it is just all the booty calls, but I'm glad he thinks I am so motivated
Meant to have fun, ended up giving speech about consent to guy at bar. Feminist side feels happy. Orgasms side feels confused and betrayed.
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
I CALLED IT A FRIENDSHIP. NOT A I WANT YOUR MAN PARTS IN MY LADY PARTS-SHIP.
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