There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
This is why I shouldn't be left alone with liquor and anticipation.
The best revenge is premature balding
It snowed today. The whore-inducing weather is official over.
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My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
holy fuck man...it feels like I got beat the fuck out of by death's baseball bat...chimichangas?
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
I don't think he cares about your inhospitable uterus.
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I just accidentally deep throated a popsicle in front of my parents
My potted cactus died. I am literally less nurturing than the desert.
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
yeah, last night we handcuffed you and you started crying saying that you weren't a bad person
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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