Problem: At home sick with a stomach virus. Solution: smoke weed all day...
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns.
the only human I can compare her to is rosie o'donnell.
She kept looking at me and saying "you are the scary high".
No, I don't think your idea of offering shots in exchange for bonus points to your history professor at B-Dubs was a good idea. Especially after you later told him that you would "tap that" in regards to his wife.
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
ETSY JUST SENT ME AN EMAIL WITH THE SUBJECT "SUMER ROMANCE" I'M BEYOND FUCKING DONE
i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
I can't tell if this is a hangover or just a perfect combination of shame and regret
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
Someone just needs to roll me into a blanket burrito and feed me drugs
Puking out the window is really hard when you're the one driving.
Bro, I live in a constant state of existential dread and moderate ennui. The prospect of cosmic horror doesn’t faze me that much.
So. Much. Porn.
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