Three words: puerto rican gang bang
There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.
This is god's gift to the unemployed.
Tortellini makes me feel like I'm eating hundreds of little vaginas
I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
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This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
It was beyond pathetic. You yelled her name at every blonde chick we saw hoping it would be her. Then you puked your corn dog
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
I really can't get over how proud I am of all us getting laid at the same time in the same apartment
I can't wait to hear about your drunken cab ride to planned parenthood at 2pm
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Tom is laying in a bathtub filled with ice pretending to be a polar bear.
She waited 7 months to break out her comicon costumes. I was only mad it took her so long. I fucked an elf last night and strawberry shortcake the night before!
She followed me back, then proceeded to find my room, get her panda suit on? And then raid my room and pass out on my couch... what the fack do I do now?!?!
She wants to go furniture shopping for memorial day so we've gotta go portable
thermos full of jaeger bombs?
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It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
I guess the wine stains on your shirt and the $2 vodka tonics you're sweating out just scream, "Welcome to DC, please ask me for directions."
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