Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
i'm sending her a home depot gift card for the hole i put in her wall. call it good?
apparently smacking a customer in the face with his iPhone was not part of the WOW factor we learned in training...
I woke up this morning with 2 australian chicks passed out in my living room, a whole bunch of coke on my kitchen counter and I have no idea how the fuck either thing got there
We agreed to not shave eyebrows when someone is passed out. douchebag.
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
I feel like letting the same guy who shot him dig the pellet out of his leg with a pocket knife was the bigger mistake
I thought the cops would know I was on shrooms because I was 10ft tall.
I can't leave your house without my underwear spending the night.
so when he he finally wandered back into the room it was with a pound of cream cheese which he ate in 5 minutes flat and then passed out
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
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