I don't remember. Are we still dating?
Does your gf have any friends she can hook me up with?
Better looking than her though please.
I don't know what's worse....that fact that my dog ate my vibrator or that he later puked it up on my bed
I think I'm making progress on my commitment issues. I drunk made out with the same guy from last semester this weekend.
I just want to let it be known that I almost put my phone in the fridge.
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
The cop asked you after the breathalyzer what you think you blew and you very discreetly shouted "I'm pretty sure i blew Kyle on the way here "
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
I don't need my coworkers thinking I'm a nutcase.
You gift wrapped a tampon.
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
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