WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
She touched you, you're now contaminated for 48 hours. Please watch out for rashes, hives and STDs as she's known to have all three.
you just used a box of cheese-its to get into the bar
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
ok is that genuinely the first four bars of mozart's symphony #40 sharpied onto my arm or
Thank you for not boning my boss.
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
dude i'm so hungover my hair hurts
This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
I want to buy weed from this guy on Tinder but I'm not sure I should trust him...but it's free delivery
Why did u text me "I want to get drunk and go to pizza hut tomorrow. don't let me forget." at 3am??
That text was pretty fucking self-explanatory, man.
Randomize
