but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
I just saw a woman parallel park a horse. Awesome. Only in New York..
and that's why we call him explosion in my pants. no one remembers his real name.
i just thanked the atm machine for giving me cash
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
just to let you know coffee and vodka was a bad way to start the day
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
Breaking a step ladder over someone's back turned into a really fun game, way too quickly.
He looked at me like he knew me, and I looked at him like I had seen his penis before.
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
She seriously left me for a guy that likes his own statuses on facebook.....
The fact that he offered to stop once he stuck it in my ass was sadly the most considerate thing anybody's ever done for me.
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
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