Its about making memories worth repressing
call me tomorrow and ask me about coke-whore stripper. It hasnt happened yet, but im sure it will be plenty disappointing.
well most of my day revolves around power hour
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
i don't know man, last time i saw her she was applying sunblock to her vagina
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
she put on her moms wedding dress and is chugging purple jolly rancher vodka, happy cyber monday
Teaching my class, used paper clips to fix my hair. Too hungover to be a kindergarten teacher.
"I played a game called "how drunk can you get in a minute" last night. How was your Thursday?"
I have drunkenly angered a family of raccoons. Please send help immediately.
I woke up naked and alone this morning. What a life
Update: my mom just told someone to shut up and suck her dick
Man, I'm never going tanning again he noticed the burns on my ass
Hey long story short Grandma needs bail money.
Randomize
