Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
i woke up on my kitchen floor, halfway through a text, and my mascara running... this is why i stopped drinking tequila
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
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thanks for leaving the note with the doctor's recommendations for my lip, they are dissolvable stitches right?
Some girl, somewhere, is going to wake up with my face paint on her vagina
Thou shall not celebrate other people's birthdays as if they were thy own
googling pictures of Lindsey Lohan so that I know what to wear to court is definitely a low point in my life
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
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The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
This has been a Party Success Story
Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
I just found glitter from our Father's Day party on my balls this morning.
DAD WTF
Suffice to say, I think if people ask about your bruises, and you look them right in the eye, and say "they're from fucking...", people would be like, "respect."
I'm in love. Her name is Jamie. She's beautiful. She punched me in the face.
Guess it's not a good idea to try lighting a cigarette with my stove drunk, I burnt off half my bangs.
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