Dipping chips in queso and thinking of your beautiful face
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
apparently, i ordered a pogo stick last night. i can't even be mad about that.
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
Too late, the blunt's already in my cleavage
I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
Its 11am, im in the city in a pocahontas outfit, lost a heel and found a gold rolex in my lingerie.
now that you've tased me I refuse to buy you flowers
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
You get to be the grown up. Leave a ciabatta by his face.
I've had your balls on my face a bunch of times so the least you could do is buy a girl some dinner.
"can you come pick me up from the ikea parking garage i think i slept here"
Someone wrote "LazerSwords" on my cock last night. My erect cock. Tequila is no one's friend.
He may have been a dick but he DID give me his Netflix log in. Maybe some good did come of it.
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