Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
I'm just that much of a man that I can watch Ellen and Oprah back to back and still like girls.
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
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we've been dating more than a month and i just realized there's no hair on his chest..
you've had sex with him. you must've seen him naked.
nah, i feel like naked sex would be getting too serious for us..
He started to notice that i sleep with every girl he calls dibs on.
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
Im at target. Idk why I'm buying condoms AND a tutu for my cat. No one who dresses their cat up has ever gotten laid.
Next think I knew I was pretty much using his penis as a microphone... No more playing Eminem during hookups
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The other day, he sent me a snapchat of his dick in the forest. He captioned it "nature nudes."
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
I don't want the fire department to come out here twice in one weekend because of your god damn vape.
mcfuck me up
MCFUCK ME UP INSIDE
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
Was it a bad idea to have spent all of my tax return on coke?
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