Ninja stars and alcohol are a bad combo
i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
i find it a beautiful talent that i know how much pubic hair the girl in the next stall has just from the sound of her urine
Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
These shoes are way too nice for a walk of shame. Its how I keep myself in line.
I was just handed jelly beans by a guy in a penguin costume. Standby for confirmation on if they are actually drugs.
I threw up sweet potatoes. Worst thing to throw up ever. They came back mashed.
So then I proceeded to the kitchen to make my "specialty," which consisted of a frozen veggie burger topped with peanut butter. I guess he ate it too.
A kid in my class today just asked if we have class on the 17th, then announced that he couldn't go anyways because it was the day after his 21 and he was going to be too hungover
Are you doing that thing where you're convinced I made a terrible decision
Daily.
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
He got the life proof phone case so he could jack off in the shower without his wife knowing
You have a full penis tattoo of a cobra fighting a mongoose, don't you?
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