You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
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And I'm not sure if that's how you pluralize penis. Never planned on needing to know that in my life.
I just stole a conducting baton from the chicago symphony orchestra... i have to stop drinking on weeknights
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
I don't like him near enough to give up day drinking AND my prostitute costume
Juss got out of jail; shes still in there tryin to sing her abc's backwards bc the cops neva asked her too... Whebever she gets to t she starts singin the tequilla song
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It's not a real holiday until someone pees on you. Did someone pee on you?
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
Don't be surprised if I hand out mini dildos on Halloween
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
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