Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
i wish we had vans that drove around at night but insteand of ice cream and jolly tunes its taco bell and the macarena
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
Just tried on my bathing suit for the first time this year. Had to drink a beer to numb the pain.
Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
who the fuck is meatball and why is he telling you to nap on the bar
She proceeded to flip everyone off then open a Heineken with her teeth.
the hole that the tears left- fill it with pizza
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
I'm really proud of my unchallenged ability to convert boob guys into ass men
woke up and you werent here...its ok if we're never going to speak again but my furry hand cuffs are missing and i would like them back. thanks.
I got my gum stuck on his balls.
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
Randomize
