wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
Thanks for feeding me more tequila shots to prevent me from trying to fight her last night. Horrible logic? Yes, but you are the best friend ever
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
It's taken me 5 years and 2 beers to finally realize that maybe he isn't the dude for me. Also, that picking your major should be done sober, lest you find your self an art major.
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
Get in your clown car, pick up everyone you know, and head to the park. drunk Sledding grand prix tonight. winner takes home the leftover beer
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
FML I accidentally sent the text about his bruised balls as a group text that included his brother and my boss.
Homeboy just asked me to strip for him. He should not be this horny and allowed to be in Vegas with his kid.
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