Every time I find out someone else from high school got pregnant accidentally, I want to declare victory over them.
We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
just upper decked a verizon store cause they don't cover against "getting phone crushed by a keg." had to pay 175 for a new one
5th glass of wine. There's pictures of Jesus everywhere. It's like you're constantly reminded of your sins here.
She's an ex-convict. She actually got stabbed in the face with a pen while in prison. No big deal.
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
Is it hot in here? Is the room moving? Its moving. The room is moving. Its spinning like a top. Have you ever been covered in puke? What are you doing?
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
That dog was the best thing i ever touched
Wake up we need to beat the walk of shame rush hour
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
HE PEED ON ME. THE MANAGER OF THE BAR.
As a rule...I don't sleep with my friends or watch movies with talking dogs
I'm not going to tell you how to live your life, which includes naming your schlong
Someone should walk up to them and say, "We're sorry, you're too hot to be out here with the other humans."
Randomize
