YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
she looked like the bat from fern gully.
I wish i could convert my hornyness to productiveness. I would have written a fucking book by now.
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
hey fuckhead. when i said not to grow shrooms in our apartment, that didn't mean "yea, sure. grow shrooms in our apartment"
You're about to makeout with my vagina, I don't think she cares that you haven't brushed your teeth. Just get over here!
She told me I should be proud of my dick pics, then told me she was in love with me, then I dropped her off at her boyfriend's. I was a new kind of failure tonight.
You passed out and I didn't draw a penis on your face. Sister of the year.
Its official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world
I just had a flashback to me puking and you telling me it was okay because my boobs still looked awesome.
My mom's yelling at me for being a whore and my dad's quizzing me on how to drive in winter weather....I'm home!
She and I had some intense sexual tension earlier when she dumped a package of apple straws all over my body.
Are you still passed out in my back seat, or do I need to come find you?
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