It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
I'm sorry I didn't make it out, I got distracted by sparkley boobies.
The words "my birth control fell out" should never be spoken
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
Was just told that I was slipped 2 hits of acid in my in flight drink before takeoff. 8 hours to Germany wish me luck
My vag has a bald spot. That is so middle aged. Is this my midlife crisis?
I like to balance the number of cups of coffee to bong rips in the morning before work.
Making a mobile stripper pole for the back of my truck memorial weekend. Is where dignity goes to die
You woke up, mumbled something about forgetting to lock the truck at work, slapped my ass, then passed out again...
I got so drunk that I peed my bed...and all over him. The ironic thing is that he slept in his swimming trunks.
Is it okay to mention my ambition to become a supervillian and kill all humans on a first date, or is that a second date discussion?
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