Wow i just got reported to security for being a homeless person trying to break into the library.
screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
I'm also annoyed at my horoscope for not warning me of my perils
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
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Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
He told me I was his first American. I feel like I should've brought a flag to plant on him.
Which I'm also surprisingly fine with. If he walked into the bedroom naked, holding a fish in one hand and a lit candle in the other and said "Let's get fucking weird." I'd probably go with it. He's just that hot.
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
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it's not like I want to die, I just want life to stop for a little bit. how does that work?
Walking around as slutty Ron Swanson is amazing
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
the guy next to you kind of looks like a penguin. i'm going to fuck him
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
All she said was "Do me by Friday."
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