since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
Burger king has cupcake flavored milkshakes. God dammit America.
How much would it be to rent out Gus Johnson so he can announce our flip cup games?
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
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They were actually really boring considering how we met them.
howd you meet them?
They got shit-faced and decided to take a train to a city none of them had ever been to. We found them wandering the ghetto, with a bottle of gin and singing Disney songs.
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
Apparently it is frowned upon to ask the bouncer to stop pointing his flashlight in your face and step back so you can puke....and then do it
I shit you not ... they just advertised a recruiting service for strippers at this concert.
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
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I'm not leaving my family to go to a strip club on good friday.
OMG -- There are strippers in the bathroom crying because their power moves aren't good enough to win the competition
You know how I know last night was a good night? Because I remember high fiving a couple WHILE they were having sex.
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
Just drink your champagne out of a trophy like a fuckin winner
Hungover. No words. Just memes.