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Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich

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(773): Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich http://tfl.nu/iski

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i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.

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(651): i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors. http://tfl.nu/w7i6

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the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days

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(651): the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days http://tfl.nu/ifs4

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Cute you're picking friends over dick. I feel like this is the trailer for a lifetime movie.

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(503): Cute you're picking friends over dick. I feel like this is the trailer for a lifetime movie. http://tfl.nu/g56z

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Had a drunk dream about being in a six story taco bell. Oh my god the menu was incredibleeee

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(314): Had a drunk dream about being in a six story taco bell. Oh my god the menu was incredibleeee http://tfl.nu/57zq

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I will never get the visual of you crying while chewing christmas lights out of my head

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(908): I will never get the visual of you crying while chewing christmas lights out of my head http://tfl.nu/52vv

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(705): View more from Ontario

I should just tell him this. He doesn't need to be all nice and ask me on dates and to do gay stuff like hangout during the day. I'll still sleep with him regardless.

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(705): I should just tell him this. He doesn't need to be all nice and ask me on dates and to do gay stuff like hangout during the day. I'll still sleep with him regardless. http://tfl.nu/v2dr

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I had a nursing patient tell me that her favorite drink was vodka and ensure...called it a colorado bulldog

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(760): I had a nursing patient tell me that her favorite drink was vodka and ensure...called it a colorado bulldog http://tfl.nu/x4z4

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Good news: he out-ran the campus police. Bad news: they were chasing him toward the REAL police.

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(248): Good news: he out-ran the campus police. Bad news: they were chasing him toward the REAL police. http://tfl.nu/zopt

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I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.

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(919): I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face. http://tfl.nu/zz9g

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Well, I plan on starting the night dressed as little red riding hood. Then I plan on finishing the night dressed as a shit show in a red cape.

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(509): Well, I plan on starting the night dressed as little red riding hood. Then I plan on finishing the night dressed as a shit show in a red cape. http://tfl.nu/qdov

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When the shrooms kicked in we both simultaneously realized we were not the right puzzle piece for the dubstep puzzle.

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We made eye contact and were like we are not welcome here, the ravers are onto us and we need to get the fuck out before we get shuffled upon

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(202): When the shrooms kicked in we both simultaneously realized we were not the right puzzle piece for the dubstep puzzle. (202): We made eye contact and were like we are not welcome here, the ravers are onto us and we need to get the fuck out before we get shuffled upon http://tfl.nu/62rc

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"Every minute you spend hanging out with David is a minute you could spend meeting someone new, who isn't a huge douche" - Buddha

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(206): "Every minute you spend hanging out with David is a minute you could spend meeting someone new, who isn't a huge douche" - Buddha http://tfl.nu/1j7y

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Multiple bruises and a hell of a headache later, I have still to find out where the fuck I picked up the bottom half of a mannequin.

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(201): Multiple bruises and a hell of a headache later, I have still to find out where the fuck I picked up the bottom half of a mannequin. http://tfl.nu/tejt

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He's rapping about a turtle neck sweater. Please come get me.

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(434): He's rapping about a turtle neck sweater. Please come get me. http://tfl.nu/bcau

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