Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
you insisted on breathalizing me with a inhaler.
not to mention it took an hour of antique roadshow to calm my dick down
btw good call for not making out for a pitcher of vodka, this hangover is bad enough
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
Yeah, tell that to my thumb. Cause it was up my ass all night waiting for you.
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
I need to start using my boobs for good instead of weed. Although really they're kind of the same thing
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
I just blew thrown up hashbrowns out my nose. That's the level of this hangover.
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
Sarah was butt-chugging wine and diarrhea'd all over the wall
HE PEED ON ME. THE MANAGER OF THE BAR.
I love waking up to reeses ice cream. But I DONT love waking up to it all over my cat. I blame you.
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