Well, emily woke up in Hoboken, cati woke up in jersey city, and i woke up in brooklyn....and our hotel room we rented in the city remained empty. Best birthday yet.
I thought Christmas was going to come before I did
you kept eating the heads off the gummy bears and screaming 'euthanized!'
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
he farted when he came. not the best ending to my day.
she peed on how many people?
Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
My stepdad and I just tag-team hit on a server at McDonald's. This is the man I should have grown up with.
Either I spilled whiskey on my boobs last night or they are fermenting. Not concerned in the slightest
You christened everyone with a powdered doughnut and then tried to absorb vodka with your nipple.
I'm still in my ugly sweater and underwear drinking coffee next to a plate of assorted treats we stole from the party. I got a new sweater by the way, its shoulderpad-y and looks like a news anchor got thrown up on by Liberace. I'm pretty proud.
Those tiny little fruit fly looking mofos. They fly past the phone and I grabbed them like Daniel-San
I taught her to play Monopoly. She sold me her bra to keep from going bankrupt.
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