Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
I'm texring you during a blow job. She thinks I'm looking shit up. Fml. Ftw.
I'm going on a nature/throwup walk. Don't lock me out of the apartment.
MY DOG FOUND A BAG OF COKE ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!!!!!!!!!
AND ITS GOOD STUFF TOO!!!!!! AHHH!!!!!!
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You're being dramatic. You can calm down, or you can piss off. Either way, I ate your burrito.
I don't care. I'll be that guy that eats cake in a car. Alone. With the doors locked.
at this point every shot is just a haymaker to my liver
Either im tripping real hard, or there's a legit land shark in my apartment.
I sobered up and saw I was with the fat one and you had left laughing with the hot one. You're a terrible wingman, but an excellent manipulator
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Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
I just sold my hat for three car bombs. I call that a win.
We should. Taco Bell definitely gives me the shits though.
It's girls night. No shame, just febreeze
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
The bride is so wasted, she fell into her cake.I wanna be on her level
We were driving past a farm when he screamed at me to stop the car, then he jumped out and tried to ride a cow.
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