Porn is love you can see.
I just sold weed to a guy holding a baby...does this make me a bad person?
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
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I'm on a cruise to the Bahamas and this text message is gunna cost me $10 but I need you to pray on my behalf for the things I'm about to do these 2 girls and what I did last night to a 35 year old mother of 3.
Thats two for two birthdays where I've gotten the "alcoholism runs in the family" speech
blah blah blah they called me an alcoholic because I threw my beer at a Jesus freak. it was for the best
That's true. There's really no bad time to take a Vicodin.
It is the Reeses peanut butter cup of pharmaceuticals.
I woke him up with a blow job and he started sing "oh the USAAAA. IT'S GOING TO BE S BEAUTIFUL DAYYYYY"
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He brought me breakfast in bed after our one night stand. Beer and Cheerios I may come back to this place
Just blew a guy who had the same phone case as me. It was destiny.
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
Anyone would get lost in that field after that much vodka. Trust me... I kind of feel like superman considering I even made it home. Most people would've been face down in a random oilfield. Not this guy.
I don't mean to alarm you but are the strongest testicles in the family. I just learned I can lift 90 lb with my balls! Beat that.
Fuck your bullshit loser kid and his gluten allergy.
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