If a guy called my cleavage "mesmerizing" but is kinda related to me, does it still count?
This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
Somewhere in this world my second husband is in 9th grade.
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
I know I'm all grown up when I don't have to take my pregnancy test in the store bathroom anymore.
I feel bad for the next person that's gonna live in my room. There's so much semen on the carpet
The best part is when you puked in your slurpree and the 7 eleven guy still made you pay for it
I was about to smoke a bunch of weed and lay naked while I cried all day
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
Wanna play whack-a-mole in my pants?
Your word choices worry me.
I asked him if we were going to get arrested for doing it in the bar parking lot. "Absolutly not" said the guy getting the blow job...
Can I just say how funny it is that your "respect" tattoo is right above the bruise from me slapping your ass
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
She woke up, peed in the sink and then passed out again, it's only 2 in the afternoon
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