peeing in bathroom at penn station and the homeless man next to me is combing his beard with a fork...god I love new york
Hey I found a place that'll do a hand job for 42 bucks
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
She just opened a six pack of corona with her car door ... I had no idea she was such a skilled drunk
Guess whose mug shot is NOT on the Internet anymore?!?!
Im playing the how drunk can i get before my card declines game. being single sucks. But getting drunk after work alone in fridays on a wenesday night sucks way more.
I remember because you made a pirate noise when you came.
The guy at the door just stared only at my boobs and said "I'm gonna let you in." 'Merica
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
There was so much jailbait at the festival that there was no other option but to drink my morals away
I feel like a bottle of fireball rented a bull dozer and ran me over until I was left without a shred of my dignity
oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
Getting paid in weed to watch a pregnant adult with cooking skills is the TITS
There is a french fry attached to my steering wheel and a note that says "eat me yum yum" can you explain this?
He called my IUD an IED, and said that’s why I had bomb pussy.... I didn’t correct him
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