Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
Life is so much better when you know you're gonna get laid soon.
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
No no I got the black eyes when I tried to do a flip off the second deck of a pontoon boat. Actually when I did a flip, it was a success.
Don't make fun of the drunk girl eating bread out of her pockets. I've been that girl.
we should look into getting a golf cart for the weekend. i have a feeling legs wont be a sufficient source of transportation.
Yeah he got kind of mad when he found out he had chased his last two shots with a combination of orange soda, water, and used mouth wash.
Starting the weekend with a pair of pants on which the zipper wont stay up. Is this a sign of things to come??
Long story short he broke into a preschool and threw all their cones into a tree.
I spilt beer on the table, and she quickly got a straw and yelled party foul and made me drink it.
I tried to suck your dick underwater and almost drowned
He texted "fuck you" before blocking me on all social media. Come to think of it, that's also the last thing my mother said to me. Could it be that I'm the problem?
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