some girl in front of me in class just googled "hungover+throwing up blood"
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
Right before he passed out, he said "Stuporman, coming in for a landing"
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
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She introduced herself as 'Ann the sober one.' Took me to a coat check and a lost and found. Then offered coffee and breakfast sandwiches. Turns out she's been paying her half of the electric bill running post-party operations.
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
Romney sounds like a middle school girl and that creepy ass smile makes me want to close my blinds
It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
Anywho, an ostrich attacked me today. Fucking useless pieces of shit birds.
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The last time I've felt a woman's touch, the twin towers were compromised. You can wait like one week
I had a dream that my roommate walked in on me masturbating and I hissed "I'm not stopping this orgasm train for the likes of you" and just kept going
just bought myself a "your about to get violated in every way so you deserve this chipotle" steak bowl.
However, you did manage to order seven different drinks while fingering her at the packed bar - it was like watching the pizza men pound the dough in the windows
That car ride home was pretty awkward. Your feeling up the girlfriend to the guy who's throwing up out the window. Thanks for that.
So if my boyfriend and I hooked up with the same girl it’s not like I cheated. It’s communal.
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