i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
The words "my birth control fell out" should never be spoken
Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
Just think about how many life skills I lack. Cooking... Driving... Sobriety...
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After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
in the event i get tipsy, my nipples are your responsibility
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
at what point last night did we decide it was okay to let me hitch hike to another bar?
Your girlfriend is in jail- I've just never been able to use that in a sentence before. Thank you both!
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So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
just gonna show up naked this time. that way i dont have to worry about finding my clothes tomorrow
I AM VODKA MAN
Like what did he say to his host family? The girl I causally sleep with on the weekends is coming over?! And they thought "well lets feed her dinner"
Someone brought brownies to work and I was skeptical to eat one then I remembered I was at work and there is no way there is weed in them. Haha I'm blaming you for that.
my Mom is now my Eskimo sister... she fucked my ex in my bed and took a selfie
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