So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
You kept me hostage in your driveway until you got your point across that alaska has warm weather
Drinking franzia alone at noon watching a cheese themed episode of "The Chew" I'm ready to admit I need a job.
I'm gonna cougar town the shit out of that prom.
Why are there hooting douchebags outside my building? Did a sport happen again?
Ya he's the booze devil, like if the black hole and Bermuda triangle joined forces with Captain Morgan
This bitch rocks a fuckin fanny pack and still manages to lose her phone at every thirsty thursday
Someone touched my vagina when we were out last night. The fact that it was you is inconsequential and I am still counting it as a pull.
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
I was totally pumped and so was my beard
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
Hey does the gas gauge in your car work?
Nevermind...we figured it out. Heres a more relevant question, does your insurance have roadside assistance?
somehow I wound up on the floor crying about his beard. then telling everyone I'd give him a "lesbian blowjob".
If you find out what that means, show me.
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