Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
Reach down the front of your pants and feel around for a while. When you find your balls, leave the library and meet me at the bar.
I love her so much that if I could have sex with her I wouldn't cuz my dick would feel out of place in such a perfect body/vagina
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
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Washing vom off hardwood, so much easier than carpet. Thank you adulthood!
I left puerto rico a week ago and my vagina still smells like coconut.
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
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They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
No dude I got way too drunk to function. 90% sure I tried to FaceTime 911.
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i got to hold a baby today and i loved it and i want a baby but actually i'm going to make an appointment to get birth control now.
When I die, I want you to spread my ashes at a Cracker Barrel.
You asked for his ID and then said "I am like a bouncer but for my vagina."
You're not talking any sense into me. You're cheering me on to disaster.
... is that not half the reason I'm your best friend in the first place?
Get here now. There’s a guy dressed as Captain Morgan handing out miniature bottles of Captain Morgan.
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
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