Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen.
She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do.
She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses.
my mom just called and warned me someone is trying to serve me, i feel like i'm playing an extreme game of hide and go seek these next weeks
Is she bent over a couch yet or did daylight savings time throw off her usual schedule?
There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
I'm sorry to inform you but your friends with benefits card has expired has the beginning of the year. If you wish to renew your card you must submit a picture of a fully erect penis. Please note that not all request for a FWB card is accepted.
At one point you starting double fisting oreos in your mouth confused about how you got out of the car
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
Dude id rather jerk off w a fist full of bee's than deal with that girl that never stops talking.
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
I'm sorry I peed on your everything.
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
so at target i bought condoms, on sale undies, pasta roni, and martini mix. the old lady who rang me up asked "honey are you a freshman?" yea lady i am, thanks.
I bought two pregnancy tests and a cosmopolitan magazine at 4am... I told the cashier "dont judge me, ur not God"
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