An ex-gang member just asked me out on a date via note. And spelled dinner wrong. Win?
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
Just cleaned up my puke with my lecture notes.
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
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dude you guys. You can't throw up in the recycling bin. I don't think vomit is recyclable
I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
I'm in a pile of cheezits at an unfamiliar location watching dateline on tlc. Stage an intervention.
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
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It felt as if we were fucking on a sea of baby feet and morgan freemans face hair
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
Are you really surprised she can't remember? That's like 50 people. I couldn't rattle off all 50 state capitols off the top of my head, you're bound to forget a few here and there
I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
How dare sober me try to tell drunk me I can't eat the applesauce in the fridge! Stingy bitch IM EATING THE APPLESAUCE! you can tell sober me I said that.
When God closes one door, he opens up a taller, smarter, more successful door, with a bigger cock and nicer teeth.
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