Thats not how I planned it, its just the way she passed out
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
When we ran out of red solo cups we switched to Starbucks cups for beer pong... Who doesn't want to live in Seattle?
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
I don't know where I am but there are firefighters
I just peed in the Schreyer honors college shrubbery. Thanks honors students, you're finally good for something
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Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
I woke up sandwiched between them, all of us naked, and they were just sharing a cigarette, a donut, and the paper like it was just some normal post-threesome Sunday brunch.
It's the happiest looking penis I've ever seen. It should have a top hat and a spectacle on and soft shoe across the room with a cane. He's a cheery little feller.
I can now recognize that when my wine bottle reaches a certain point, I probably shouldn't tweet, text or call anyone. RESPONSIBILITY
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
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