In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
I'm telling everyone at work the mark on my neck is a hickey but really I was taking a shit while straightening my hair and burned myself
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
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Tonight marks the 1 yr anniversary of me waking up in a bush. is that reason enough to celebrate?
Getting stoned at work has never been a good idea, but im always more than willing to give it another chance
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
I need to find out this kids work schedule. I need mustache rides on my lunchbreaks.
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we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
I'm drunk in a place called Lick-A-Chick. PS. It's not a lesbian hot spot, they sell chicken.
well if they don't get here soon...no fuck it, I'm going to the strip club.
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
ARE YOU DEAD? TEXT Y FOR YES OR N FOR NO.
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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