Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
FYI-Owning a kitty significantly lowers your chances of ever seeing mine...
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
couldnt find a condom. used a surgical glove instead. actually worked and the sex was great. thanks nursing school
Apparently I also called my credit card company to demand a credit limit increase. I'm so content with not drinking another 60 days
I've decided I'm peeing in a solo cup then throwing it on his windshield. It's official. He called the cops 4 times in our first week at the house. He deserves it, right?
Babe. You eat pussy like a god warrior sent from a galaxy far far away to destroy female genitalia with new realms of pleasure. That's how I know your not gay.
Some kids in a school bus just saw me jacking off in my car. This is how 89% of children find out about sex.
You know it's been a successful day when the only reason you put on a bra was to take off your shirt
That's why we don't trade sex for Taco Bell. It's called the dollar menu.
I'm surprised they let us keep partying at that hotel bar, that's like the 3rd time I've had to try blocking the view of him peeing off the balcony. I earn my free drinks.
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
She took all the bottles out of the shower caddy and replaced them with booze. I just made a shower Manhatten. Imma marry this one.
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
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