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• (410): View more from Maryland

  apparently my drunken alterego is a lazyeyed bisexual.

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• (971): View more from Oregon

  you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?

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• (904): View more from Florida

  i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall

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• (845): View more from New York

  don't ever try to run hungover. just puked mid-run in front of an old couple that were going for a walk. they were horrified.

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• (519): View more from Ontario

  So I woke up today with someone's door knob in my pocket. I hope everbody else got out of the house ok.

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• (+61): View more from Australia

  Nah, I'm just going to keep fucking him until he realizes we're perfect for each other.

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• (740): View more from Ohio

  It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.

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• (780): View more from Alberta, CA

  We were both halfway out the window trying to give each other high fives over the roof while the dude was going 150.

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• (925): View more from California

  We will have to go big on the 4th! Nothing says independence like the impending doom of an ankle monitor

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• (310): View more from California

  Btw, just wanna point out that you've hooked up with two guys whose birthdays are today. Congratulations, you have a type!

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• (870): View more from Arkansas

  She was pouring Goldschlager in my mouth during the shower sex. How can you NOT like her?

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• (773): View more from Illinois

  I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.

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• (585): View more from New York

  He threw up on my head while I was blowing him, and then I started barfing, and the kitchen floor was a mess. Believe me, he will never, ever live this down.

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• (615): View more from Tennessee

  I feel like it should at least be like a "hey look I'm actually fine that I drunkenly gave you my virginity!" friend request.

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• (587): View more from Alberta

  How do you nicely stand up a date that you're skipping for a 3sum

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