The first thing on our $10,000 damage bill was "condoms in the main drain"
There was something that i liked about you, but you spent it
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
These 23 People Had The Most Insane Spring Breaks Ever
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
He compared my vagina to the first time he tried cocaine
Take my keys. Load me into the vehicle. Drive. Get food. Come back. These are my demands.
I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them.
Who the fuck was that guy he kept pulling his dick out walking up to people trying to hand it to people and saying go ahead open the door like it was a door knob
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I mean it was his birthday. How was I supposed to tell him he could not wear a sombrero while we bang.
I look like one classy bitch running in heels through my backyard while carrying a small dog and a large bottle of booze. How am I still single?
Seems like you've kicked summer 2012 off well.
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
Next time she asks for a ride to her "cousins" house and it turns out to be a booty call we're charging her for each mile.
You know what would make this walk of shame even better? Picking up my cap n gown on the way to my car
What's protocol when the 18 year old son of an anti-gay preacher sends you a message on Grindr during church?