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• (586): View more from Michigan

  Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****

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  What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?

  (586): View more from Michigan

  Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!

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• (586): View more from Michigan

  I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane

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• (443): View more from Maryland

  Just cropdusted the office

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• (847): View more from Illinois

  Can you pick me up a bottle of make-an-ass-of-myself tonight?

  (262): View more from Wisconsin

  Do you want cuervo gold or silver?

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• (608): View more from Wisconsin

  Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?

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• (619): View more from California

  Shit ive learned: when going out to a party, always wear a bathing suit underneath just in case theres a pool with a roof next to it

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• (604): View more from British Columbia

  I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together

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• (757): View more from Virginia

  You serve our country by fighting in the sandbox, i serve our country by entertaining rich businessmans' daughters. We each do our part.

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• (901): View more from Tennessee

  I have a fever. Last thing I need to do tonight is be elbow deep in old lady pussy.

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• (718): View more from New York

  Man. Apparently I blacked out between the 4th margarita and my air mattress. Asleep in my jeans at 10pm. Mom outdrank me again.

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• (479): View more from Arkansas

  New discovery: your vibrator works on my balls. Technology is wonderful I love the future

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• (630): View more from Illinois

  There's a super pregnant woman here complaining about back pain. I better not see a live birth in the hair care aisle

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• (406): View more from Montana

  I just got a text from a guy. The python is ours if we want.

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• (205): View more from Alabama

  She was wearing American flag underwear. How could I NOT fuck her?

  (256): View more from Alabama

  You're a true patriot.

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• (409): View more from Texas

  I gotta stop fucking the bouncers. We are running out of bars to go to.

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