I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
Don't bother coming over to clean the mess. I already paid two kids 5 bucks for it, just didn't tell them you peed all over the place. You do owe me 5 bucks though
do you want to shower with me?
only if we can drink the jungle juice while we shower
He's sending me pics of Yellowstone scenery...the only thing I can think is "I would have sex next to that waterfall"
If a handjob meant commitment I would literally touch zero dicks
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
I hooked up with Spider-Man on the hood of Santas car. I kept saying that he could shoot his web at me. Also I found Waldo. Overall good night.
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
Is her birthday actually on cinco de mayo? That makes so much sense
There's no button for "gave my boyfriend's cock to a friend" on my intimacy calendar.
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
My party ended early and I have a mountain of shrimp and weed
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
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