it wasn't lemon gatorade
If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
He's gotten way too comfortable around me. He came into the bathroom and took a shit while I was in the shower.
Apparently on the way out of the ER i asked the nurse to doggie-bag me some more morphine.
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
I accidentally kneed him in the balls while trying to straddle him so we ended up spending the night watching ffm porn online
He tried to introduce me to one of his friends that kept looking at me and I said "OH NO! I can't do this shit anymore!!" It was like I had a vision of what drunk me would've done in about 20 minutes.
Now I'm having a post-sex brownie. Is this the life? I think it might be
I feel awkward having to tell people “sorry you can’t finger me because I will get a UTI and I don’t have health insurance”
All I know is when I asked you how many fingers I was holding up, you said "Hippo"
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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