what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
I think this breakup is Gods way of telling me I deserve a bigger dick
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
I only had sex with him so I could try to steal his roommate's cat, what kind of girl do you think I am?
NoShamevember. You game?
I think I reached some stage of aging, have a sore/injured shoulder from sex, next up carpal tunnel from sexting.
I'm drinking vodka. Get ready for my famous "come over" mass snapchats
If you get any calls give me a heads up. Im drinking rum in my underwear on the back porch.
Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
You don't know being judged until its 7:30 in the morning and you're on 2 hours of sleep halfway between drunk and hungover wearing pajama pants at an international airport while saying how proud you are that you found the airport's bar immediately and how disappointed you are that it's closed
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
I woke up and saw that my last google search was "Bacon neck".
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
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