I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
woke up this morning with pubes superglued to my face, not my pubes
Is King's over? Or do I still have to say 'On Matt's cock' at the end of every sentence on matt's cock?
Legit screaming match in this bar over the differences between cupcakes and muffins.
I just found her phone in the quesadilla maker...
peeing on that welcome mat was like, the highlight of my week
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
He wouldn't let me ride him with a Ninja Turtles hat on...
Using the random money I found in my bra from Halloween to pay to print my bio notes. I only brought a debit to the bar. College win.
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
I didn't know what to do so I panicked and puked in my pillowcase with my pillow still inside.
If you keep giving me that glorious dick ill bake you some cookies
Let's drink tonight I promise I'll make it out of the house
At one point my little brother was Rocky Balboa'd by a stripper's tit
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