we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
an ex called crying about her current BF. convo ended in phone sex. i love emotional wrecks
Fuck the gym. I just shaved m'cooch and my pants now fit looser.... Dont judge me.
we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
I guess on the plus side everyone really, really enjoyed my nipple clamps
I returned her cell phone that I found in the bathroom, I felt the stretcher and the ambulance was enough of a learning experience.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
I hate that you live in a gated community. I feel your guard judges me every time I go to your house at 3 am an leave at 5am
Just stuck all that extra cocaine money we made in a savings account...like a responsible adult..
I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST MISSIONARY
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
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