Literal conversation "you are ________ ____. you facebook friended me"
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
I never once brought up his unibrow when he was insulting me. That's class.
There is only one good excuse for how sore I am right now. And that is incredibly acrobatic sex. Unfortunately for me that is not my excuse.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
STOP TELLING PEOPLE I PEED ON YOU
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
Happy birthday, you long dick monster
Hold on - sidebar. My best friend just threw a 40 pack of condoms through my window.
OMG -- There are strippers in the bathroom crying because their power moves aren't good enough to win the competition
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She was blowing me like a porn star and all I could think was "you just told me your grandfather is dying in hospice right now"
We got really excited for country fried steak then we had sex.
My life has come down to me literally sitting on an uncrustables trying to defrost it because I’m drunk alone and hungry.
Sometimes I just take my boobs out of my shirt so they can get some fresh air
I’ve developed a strange interest in ear wax removal vids on YouTube. Dear god, I need to get a job
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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