Things overheard in WeHo: "Just drink a corona and eat some ass, you won't be hungry anymore"
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
He came on me while singing crank dat like soulja boy, fuck our sex life has reached a whole new level of low
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I had to have the lights off to hide my face. I was laughing so hard I almost peed in her mouth
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
She's all pretty and bubbly and nice and I'm sitting here stoned looking like Lucifer.
The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
I don't want to jinx anything but I may have found the one.
Cat or human?
Human
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I still don't know why she was so offended when I emerged from the bathroom and told her my balls were now clean.
Also topless tea is a thing that happens in our apartment. Ready yourself.
I can't tell if this is a hangover or just a perfect combination of shame and regret
I'm laying in my bed in the fetal position with a bag of frozen peas on my head and the bathroom trashcan next to me. Fucking tequila.
ugh, my whole family is going ape shit over my sister's pregnancy blog. I dont get it? Anyone can get knocked up! I had rebound sex with a new york ranger last night, now that is something to fucking blog about.
I was so drunk, he put me to bed and went down stairs to hang out with his friends. Apparently, I was curled up in the closet, spooning the dresser when he came back up.
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