My little sister just found a condom in her bag i borrowed... Happy fourteenth birthday.
I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
so the sex was amazing up until the point where she said "wow, you're even better than your dad!"
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
you were carrying around a glass of vodka telling everyone it was Russian water
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
Its a sad day when your bush has a better set of hair than you do
dude there's no way we're going back in there for your puke shoes
I just puked so hard I pissed myself. Outta my ass. I just won hangover of the century.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
My synapses wont fire in a pattern that will process those facts
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
I'm drunk listening and crying to Selena. How's your Monday?
first he passed out on the toilet...then hugged it and screamed no no no as i tried to pull him out
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
Randomize